⚠ THREAT LEVEL: FABULOUS ⚠   NEW DROP: THE GO-BAG GOLD HOOPS   ⚠ STOCK UP ON CARATS BEFORE THE GRID GOES DOWN ⚠   FREE PARACORD WITH EVERY NECKLACE ⚠

📡 COMMS — ESTABLISH CONTACT 📡

Listen up, survivor. 📻 The grid is unreliable and the cell towers are the FIRST thing to go when the carats hit the fan. That is why Anna keeps SEVEN redundant channels open at all hours of the apocalypse. Whether you need to reorder the Go-Bag Gold Hoops or you just want to confirm we are STILL OUT HERE, dial us in below. We monitor every frequency from the bunker. 🛡️💎

⚠ OPSEC NOTICE: Do NOT transmit your bunker coordinates over open CB. The looters want your jewellery AND your beans. Use the encrypted carrier pigeons for sensitive matters. ⚠

📻 Authorized Contact Channels


✉️ TRANSMIT A MESSAGE TO THE BUNKER

📻 Fill out the field transmission form below. Power is rationed, so keep it short. This unit is non-operational during solar flares (and also always). 🌞

⚠ This form transmits into the void. Pigeons are faster. ⚠


🗺️ Bunker Location 🗺️

📍 CLASSIFIED — EYES ONLY — SHRED AFTER READING 📍

LATITUDE: ██.████° ▓ REDACTED
LONGITUDE: ███.████° ▓ REDACTED
ELEVATION: somewhere above the floodline, below the drone path 🚁
LANDMARK: the third ████ past the ████████ that looks like a ████ 💎

🔒 Coordinates available ONLY to verified members of the TACTICAL GLAM WEBRING after a successful smoke-signal handshake. If you can read this, you are too close. Step back. 🛡️

📡 WE ARE LISTENING 📡